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yo-she-bitch:

*Sobbing. Let me love you Westley.

(Source: point-me-to-wonderland)

yo-she-bitch:

*Sobbing. Let me love you Westley.
me: *is happy for 2 seconds*
me: *is sad for 40592835239857 hours*
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

friend: there’s a life outside the internet

me: link me

(Source: hommos, via thefaggotmonster)

boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

peggyspooky:

“Dan: [reading of ‘I Carry Your Heart With Me’ by E. E. Cummings] Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart… I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart.”

peggyspooky:

“Dan: [reading of ‘I Carry Your Heart With Me’ by E. E. Cummings] Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart… I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart.”

finnicky:

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

#vincent van gogh fuck yourself

(Source: gradies, via nunchild)

s-mple:

bah

(Source: illrodent, via mintfreshh)

s-mple:

bah

z-boys:

bit obsessed with this movie too right

(Source: kateowyn, via kaves)

z-boys:

bit obsessed with this movie too right

dope-noir:

haha this is gr8

(Source: bunnyfood, via disturbed-dreamer)

dope-noir:

haha this is gr8

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

(via disturbed-dreamer)

That's an impossibility, and smoking is disgusting. asked by Anonymous

why do you smoke youre gonna die? asked by Anonymous

(Source: gabelincone, via scarymum)