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yo-she-bitch:

*Sobbing. Let me love you Westley.

(Source: point-me-to-wonderland)

yo-she-bitch: *Sobbing. Let me love you Westley.
me: *is happy for 2 seconds*
me: *is sad for 40592835239857 hours*
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

friend: there’s a life outside the internet

me: link me

(Source: hommos, via thefaggotmonster)

boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

(via daddyfuckedme)

peggyspooky:

“Dan: [reading of ‘I Carry Your Heart With Me’ by E. E. Cummings] Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart… I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart.”

peggyspooky: “Dan: [reading of ‘I Carry Your Heart With Me’ by E. E. Cummings] Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart… I carry your heart, I carry it in my heart.”

finnicky:

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

#vincent van gogh fuck yourself

(Source: gradies, via nunchild)

s-mple:

bah

(Source: illrodent, via mintfreshh)

s-mple: bah

z-boys:

bit obsessed with this movie too right

(Source: kateowyn, via kaves)

z-boys: bit obsessed with this movie too right

dope-noir:

haha this is gr8

(Source: bunnyfood, via disturbed-dreamer)

dope-noir: haha this is gr8

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

(via disturbed-dreamer)

That's an impossibility, and smoking is disgusting. asked by Anonymous

why do you smoke youre gonna die? asked by Anonymous

I smoke because it’s cool derp, also I’m going to live forever because I made a deal with Satan.

(Source: gabelincone, via scarymum)

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